I just finished "attending" PLDI 2020, a programming languages conference. Like many conferences in computer science, due to COVID-19, on short notice the physical conference had to be cancelled and replaced with an online virtual conference. Talks were streamed to Youtube, questions were posted to a custom Slack channel, there was a startling variety of online chat applications to hold discussions with, and so on.
It was obviously an enormous amount of work to put together (there was even a custom chat application, Clowdr, written specifically for SIGPLAN(?) conferences), which makes me feel very unkind to report that for me, the online conference experience was a complete waste of time.
So, what went wrong?
To understand this, it is worth thinking about what the purpose of a conference is. The fundamental purpose of a conference is to meet people with shared interests and talk to them. The act of talking to people is fundamental, since it is how (a) you get to see new perspectives about subjects you are interested in, and (b) how you build the social networks that make it possible for you to become and remain an expert. (Recall the 19th century economist Alfred Marshall's description of this process: "The mysteries of the trade become no mysteries; but are as it were in the air, and children learn many of them unconsciously.”)
Even talks -- the things we build conferences around -- exist to facilitate this process of conversation. Talks at conferences really have two important functions: first, the topic of a talk is a filtering device, which helps identify the subset of the audience which is interested in this topic. This means that in the break after the talk, it is now much easier to find people to talk to who share interests with you.
Second, talks supply Schelling-style focal points: you and your interlocutor have common knowledge that you are both interested in the topic of the session, and you both also know that you saw the talk, which gives you a subject of conversation. (Note: as a speaker, you do communicate with your audience, but indirectly, as your talk becomes the seed of a conversation between audience members, which they will use to develop their own understandings.)
The fundamental problem with PLDI 2020 was that it was frustratingly hard to actually talk to people. The proliferation of timezones and chat applications meant that I found it incredibly difficult to actually find someone to talk to -- at least one of the apps (gather.town) just never worked for me, sending me into an infinite sign-up loop, and the others were either totally empty of people who were actually there, or did not seem suited for conversation. (One key issue is that many people log in to an app, and then stop paying attention to it, which makes presence indications useless.)
So if social distancing and travel restrictions due to COVID-19 remain in force (as seems likely), I think it would be better to simply convert our PL conferences fully into journals, and look for other ways to make online networking happen. The sheer amount of labour going into PLDI 2020 supplies strong evidence that simply trying to replicate a physical conference online cannot be made to work with any amount of effort.
However, before I convince everyone that I am totally right about everything, there are still online conferences that will happen -- for example, ICFP in August. So to make sure that I can look forward to the experience rather than dreading it, I will need to make a plan to actually make sure I talk to people.
So, if you are reading this, and are (or know) a researcher in PL who would like to talk, then give me a ping and we can arrange something for ICFP.
I am explicitly happy to talk to graduate students and postdocs about their research.
I know the most about dependent types, linear and modal types, type inference, separation logic, and program verification.
I know less about (but still like talking about) compiler stuff, theorem proving, SMT, Datalog, macros, and parsing.
This list is not an exhaustive list of things I'm interested in. One of the nice things about conversations is that you can use shared touchstones to discover how to like new things.
Once you get in touch, I'll put you on a list, and then once the conference talks are listed, we can organize a time to have a chat after we have all seen a talk we are interested in. (Having seen a talk means we will all have shared common knowledge fresh in our minds.) Assuming enough people are interested, I will aim for meetings of 3-5 people, including myself.
